Friday, February 13, 2004
Bells Beeps Buzzers Begone
People that know me know I love technology with all the gadgets, buttons and l-e-ds. But there are parts of the modern era I absolutely refuse to get hooked in. (Yes in - not on.)
*I will not leave a message on your voice mail - so you can call me so I can call you so you can call me.
*I will not answer your call if you have your name or number blocked from my caller ID - that is why I am paying for caller ID, if you are afraid for me to have your name and number I don't want to talk to you, and I certainly won't donate.
*I will not stay on the line when you get a 'beep' - if that call is more important than mine, Goodbye!
*I will not open your email if it doesn't have a proper subject. "Hello, Hi, Get This..." doesn't cut it either.
*I will not forward your chain-email - I am the dude that will fearlessly break the chain.
*I won't see your attachments if you don't tell me first (and if I did I won't open them anyway).
I don't answer the doorbell either - so forget it - you can't get hold of me....
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
People that know me know I love technology with all the gadgets, buttons and l-e-ds. But there are parts of the modern era I absolutely refuse to get hooked in. (Yes in - not on.)
*I will not leave a message on your voice mail - so you can call me so I can call you so you can call me.
*I will not answer your call if you have your name or number blocked from my caller ID - that is why I am paying for caller ID, if you are afraid for me to have your name and number I don't want to talk to you, and I certainly won't donate.
*I will not stay on the line when you get a 'beep' - if that call is more important than mine, Goodbye!
*I will not open your email if it doesn't have a proper subject. "Hello, Hi, Get This..." doesn't cut it either.
*I will not forward your chain-email - I am the dude that will fearlessly break the chain.
*I won't see your attachments if you don't tell me first (and if I did I won't open them anyway).
I don't answer the doorbell either - so forget it - you can't get hold of me....
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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