Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Things I Wish People Wouldn't Say
*"How Are You?" - they don't really care, and don't plan on hanging around to find out.
*"Have A Nice Day" - they don't really give a $5&8 if you have a nice day or not.
*"Thank You!" "Thank You!" "Thank You!" "Thank You!" - (I overheard this conversation at the grocery checkout.) Nobody's thanking anyone, they resent every cent they have to pay.
*"Can I Help You?" - Well you could, if you would slow down long enough for me to say what I want.
*"Did You Find Everything You Were Looking For Today?" - Why in the h@&& would I be standing at the cash register if I didn't have everything I wanted.
*"Are You Sure?" - I am sure except for the person saysing 'Are You Sure'.
*"Needless To Say" - then why in the heck are they saying it?
*"Excuse Me,I Am Sorry To Bother You" - if that is the case, why are you bothering me?
*"Am I Getting On Your Nerves?" - NO yOU aRe NOt GeTTinG oN MY NeRveS!
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*"How Are You?" - they don't really care, and don't plan on hanging around to find out.
*"Have A Nice Day" - they don't really give a $5&8 if you have a nice day or not.
*"Thank You!" "Thank You!" "Thank You!" "Thank You!" - (I overheard this conversation at the grocery checkout.) Nobody's thanking anyone, they resent every cent they have to pay.
*"Can I Help You?" - Well you could, if you would slow down long enough for me to say what I want.
*"Did You Find Everything You Were Looking For Today?" - Why in the h@&& would I be standing at the cash register if I didn't have everything I wanted.
*"Are You Sure?" - I am sure except for the person saysing 'Are You Sure'.
*"Needless To Say" - then why in the heck are they saying it?
*"Excuse Me,I Am Sorry To Bother You" - if that is the case, why are you bothering me?
*"Am I Getting On Your Nerves?" - NO yOU aRe NOt GeTTinG oN MY NeRveS!
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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