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Questions I Would Like To Know Answers To

1) Do people really exercise along with those exercise TV shows?

2) What can go around a house and only leave one track?

3) If an electric train is traveling east at 45 km per hr and the wind is blowing west at 45 km pre hr, which way does the smoke go?

4) Is the frig light really off?

5) If AC (alternating current) electricity is traveling both ways in a wire, how does it get to my house?

6) How do you answer the question “Is this dress too tight?”?

Then there’s the questions where the answer is so obvious, why ask them:

a) Did you sleep in? [I am not camping so I must have.]

b) Did I wake you? [As you answer the phone at 3am.]

c) Are you still up? [As you answer the phone at 3am.]

d) Oh, you’re home! [As you answer the phone at 3am.]

e) Got a minute? [Yes and you have used 30 sec of it already.]

f) How Are You? [You don’t really want to know, that is why you already left.]

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