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The Other Day Miz D wrote "How Men and Women Think Differently"

I can relate to some of those descriptions, but there are some that the wrong answers are always the right answers and others where the right answers are the wrong answers. For example;

* Sometimes 'No' does mean yes - but you figure out when.

* On the other hand 'Yes' never means no - go figure.

* Women at times dress to be looked at - but if looked at you get looked at with that looked at look.

* A smile is usually considered a friendly expression, but mister you better not smile at the wrong time.

* For some questions the answer is always 'Yes'.
- Does this look good?
- Are these shoes okay?
- Do you like my new hair dooo..?

* For some questions the answer is always 'No'.
- Is this too tight?
- Does this make me look fat?
- Can you see through this?
- Do you think I am getting old?

* Some statements you should not respond to.
- Are you tired? (If you say no, you soon will be. If you say yes, you have ruined some plans.)
- We never talk anymore. (If you agree, you will be talking all night, if you don't agree, you will be talking all night.)

* Then there are these gems that have no explanation at all:
- You going out? (As you are putting on your coat and boots with your hand on the doorknob.)
- You busy? (As you sit in the middle of the floor surrounded by sink parts.)
- You up already? (As you stand by the bed with the light and all your clothes on.)
- You writing smart ass things on that blog again. (As you quickly hit the 'Publish Post' button.)

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