Monday, July 04, 2005
Some Things That Are Are Not!
A pair of panties is only one.
A pair of pants is only one.
A pear is only one.
(No wonder English is hard to understand.)
Is a water cooler a cooler if it isn't plugged in.
Is a light pole light?
Is a sidewalk still a side walk if it is on the other side?
The person that fixes fender benders usually works in a body shop, right? Does a tattoo employee also work in a body shop?
Is a traffic light a traffic light if it is hung on a branch in the middle of the woods?
If you bug someone with a bug does that make you a bugger you little bugger!
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
A pair of panties is only one.
A pair of pants is only one.
A pear is only one.
(No wonder English is hard to understand.)
Is a water cooler a cooler if it isn't plugged in.
Is a light pole light?
Is a sidewalk still a side walk if it is on the other side?
The person that fixes fender benders usually works in a body shop, right? Does a tattoo employee also work in a body shop?
Is a traffic light a traffic light if it is hung on a branch in the middle of the woods?
If you bug someone with a bug does that make you a bugger you little bugger!
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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