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Dan-dilions

I had these neat little yellow flowers all over my lawn. They are pretty cool,they always grow reliably,you don't have to fertilize them and if you mistakenly cut them off, they will appear twice as strong the next morning. That is what I did today - cut my lawn,so I expect twice as many dan-dillions tomorrow. (I tried pouring a two four on it and thought it would come up half cut,but that didn't work.) These flowers are getting so popular,my neighbours have them,the whole city has them. Now the only problem is that you have to like yellow. These do not come in any other colour. I think they are a member of the rabbit family,because later on they turn into fantastic little puff balls that blow around the country side populating areas that didn't have any.

Thanks to our "don't use spray, don't use any chemical laws",our once nice lawns now look like school uniforms. Don't suggest using these generic soft friendly environmental tree hugging save the ozone products. Tried that,and it has the opposite effect. It makes the yellow flower roots longer. Course we would have to have a million dollar study to prove that..

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