Sunday, July 18, 2004
Stop Traffic
It is a well known fact that drivers today do not stop for stop signs. In fact a lot of them do not even stop for red lights, and enforcement is pretty lax in that regard. So here is the plan as sexist as it is.
Just put a lady in shorts, halter top, spandex or whatever at each intersection. That will at least stop the majority of male drivers, which will eliminate a percentage of the problem. I notice this works at mid-block, on corners, just about everywhere.
Come on you guys, have a little decency in your looking, and don't be a dunderhead traffic hazard.
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
It is a well known fact that drivers today do not stop for stop signs. In fact a lot of them do not even stop for red lights, and enforcement is pretty lax in that regard. So here is the plan as sexist as it is.
Just put a lady in shorts, halter top, spandex or whatever at each intersection. That will at least stop the majority of male drivers, which will eliminate a percentage of the problem. I notice this works at mid-block, on corners, just about everywhere.
Come on you guys, have a little decency in your looking, and don't be a dunderhead traffic hazard.
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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