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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Tourist Season Is Almost Here

Welcome to our fair city. We have shows starting as early as 4:30 pm and run all night - and you can be part of them. Join in on the action. We have 'Individual Swarming', 'Group Swarming' and 'Beat A Lady With A Boxing Glove'.

Or how about the 'Convenience Store Screwdriver Robbery'. Perhaps the 'Beat The Attendant With A Shovel' is more to your liking. If you like the old fashioned way, we still have 'Handguns On The Loose' for some action. 'Is Your Swarm Large Enough?' is still in early production.

If the above is not to your liking, you could join the 'Looking Class', which is a milder version of the action scene above where you just look and calculate the numbers.

All of the above are this weeks news article headlines. If this keeps up, how many thumbs up will we get..


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