Sunday, May 29, 2005
I was wondering what to put in the blog today, when Miz D saved the day over at Cloud Nine. You can get there by following the link on the right. As I read her educational piece, some random thoughts entered my mind. Some of the PG rated ones are here;
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
They just eat you when they get mad!
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
I think I bit one of those inside the peach!
In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
That explains today society quite well.
If the population of
Who did you say invented the assembly line?
If you are an average Canadian, in your whole life you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
I am worried, I have already spent 5 months there.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
And the mouth never shuts up!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Yeah but I can’t hear the music!
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
So give them the lollipop with your right hand – I don’t see the problem.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Anything else melt?
The winter of 1932 was so cold that
It just thawed out – the water is running as far as
The words "racecar," "kayak," and "level" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
I know some people like that.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
Every time I am in the lineup they do that.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
I knew we were surrounded by ‘fraidy’ cats!
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
That’s because men stare at them.
Thank You Miz D, you made today so easy!
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