Friday, December 15, 2006
How Can That Happen?
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Why is one shoelace end always longer than the other? Each time you tie them you are so very careful to hold both ends tightly together before you make the magic bow. Then the morning when you have the least amount of time, one side is only about an inch long and the other four inches. How can that happen?
Once we have that one solved, figure out how you can tie your shoes hundreds of times successfully, then on that very day that you have zero extra time, if the laces ends don't meet, then the #@%^ thing breaks. How can that happen?
So you look around for the spare laces you bought an all you can find is one package with one flat one in it, and one package with one round one in it. How can that happen?
So, wearing you velcro fastened running shoes you stop for laces at noon. What size do you want, lets see in inches, or number of holes? Okay, the shoes have four holes (for laces).
Exactly what you want, nice little round ones for four holes, pictured right on the package. And not only that, you get two pair so you will have a spare set this time. Finally some luck in your favour. How can that happen?
The next morning as you install the new laces at the last minute, they seem to reach up to just below your knee caps. Who has shoes with four holes like that? The Friendly Giant? How can that happen?
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Why is one shoelace end always longer than the other? Each time you tie them you are so very careful to hold both ends tightly together before you make the magic bow. Then the morning when you have the least amount of time, one side is only about an inch long and the other four inches. How can that happen?
Once we have that one solved, figure out how you can tie your shoes hundreds of times successfully, then on that very day that you have zero extra time, if the laces ends don't meet, then the #@%^ thing breaks. How can that happen?
So you look around for the spare laces you bought an all you can find is one package with one flat one in it, and one package with one round one in it. How can that happen?
So, wearing you velcro fastened running shoes you stop for laces at noon. What size do you want, lets see in inches, or number of holes? Okay, the shoes have four holes (for laces).
Exactly what you want, nice little round ones for four holes, pictured right on the package. And not only that, you get two pair so you will have a spare set this time. Finally some luck in your favour. How can that happen?
The next morning as you install the new laces at the last minute, they seem to reach up to just below your knee caps. Who has shoes with four holes like that? The Friendly Giant? How can that happen?
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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