Friday, February 16, 2007
Are You Fit?
Wink: The newer the carpet the greater the likelihood that the bread will land jelly side down.
They were advertising one of those exercise devices while I was flipping through the channels, you know, the ones that make all the women untouchable but wantable, and the guys wantable and touchable.
Do people really use those things? And you can fold them all and tuck them under your bed. I would be afraid they would get a burst of assembly and spring into half erection in the middle of the night causing mattress puffication.
The exercise bike, exercise wheel and the rowing machine. Ah the rowing machine, you could tell your friends you have been oaring all night.
The ski machine, step machine and mini-trampoline. Picture the guy on the trampoline with size 13 shoes. The bet is on, does he rip the thing apart after thirty bounces or does he get off centre and flip it. Then the paramedics get the exercise.
The gazelle, bowflex and the treadmill. Ah the treadmill, goes uphill, speed adjustable and you can eat potatoe chips and watch the numbers while using it. I always wondered what would happen if you cranked it up and ended towards the rear and couldn't reach the controls, would it be better to hop off and risk a twisted ankle or just crash and hope for the best. I gotta contact the safety people about wearing a helmet while using this one.
Then there's the transfirmer, thighmaster and ... remember the one you fasten to the doorknob and pull the strings? I heard about one person fastening it to an unsecured and uninspected doorknob and it came off and nailed him in the head. Then there was the lady (same household) who started her routine and the door wasn't fastened shut securely and now she has a permanent reminder of her weight loss.
So I will continue to exercise my fingers typing right here while I wiggle my toes and shuffle my feet a little. Not much danger in that unless the lid comes down.
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They were advertising one of those exercise devices while I was flipping through the channels, you know, the ones that make all the women untouchable but wantable, and the guys wantable and touchable.
Do people really use those things? And you can fold them all and tuck them under your bed. I would be afraid they would get a burst of assembly and spring into half erection in the middle of the night causing mattress puffication.
The exercise bike, exercise wheel and the rowing machine. Ah the rowing machine, you could tell your friends you have been oaring all night.
The ski machine, step machine and mini-trampoline. Picture the guy on the trampoline with size 13 shoes. The bet is on, does he rip the thing apart after thirty bounces or does he get off centre and flip it. Then the paramedics get the exercise.
The gazelle, bowflex and the treadmill. Ah the treadmill, goes uphill, speed adjustable and you can eat potatoe chips and watch the numbers while using it. I always wondered what would happen if you cranked it up and ended towards the rear and couldn't reach the controls, would it be better to hop off and risk a twisted ankle or just crash and hope for the best. I gotta contact the safety people about wearing a helmet while using this one.
Then there's the transfirmer, thighmaster and ... remember the one you fasten to the doorknob and pull the strings? I heard about one person fastening it to an unsecured and uninspected doorknob and it came off and nailed him in the head. Then there was the lady (same household) who started her routine and the door wasn't fastened shut securely and now she has a permanent reminder of her weight loss.
So I will continue to exercise my fingers typing right here while I wiggle my toes and shuffle my feet a little. Not much danger in that unless the lid comes down.
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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