Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Hot Tub A Dub Dubb
Two years ago I barely knew what a hot tub was. Sure, I knew they were a tank of water with jets that shoot water up … and I heard others talking about their New Year dips. They seemed an expensive excursion into silliness to me.
And why would you get in a hot tub on a hot day to cool off? Seemed like a backward revolution in dunk tanks.
Well a couple summers ago a friend introduced me to hot tubing, and I am addicted, next to the internet that is. There is nothing like it, even on a hot day. (I will still pass on any New Year splash events.)
Actually there is nothing like it on a hot night either, with the revealing little underwater lights. Only kidding – honest.
Each seating position has different jets that can be adjusted for different results of passion, pleasure.
One is just a gentle, soothing place, with only a slight bit of water motion that feels like a trapped goldfish behind you.
Another has a gentle messaging motion that caresses your shoulders, sides and back. With a little twist of a knob you can have fountains of water spraying high overhead or on your head if you like.
Shuffling over to the next seating position and the underwater jets vibrate your shoulders, message your back and tingle your arse bones, make your bum feel good too.
On to the next seating position and now you are really going to experience what it is all about. Jets of water hit your collar bones with a vibrating force, your ‘bump’ (no, no, that’s your neck bone), gets a direct jet of its own, your entire back gets jet messaged from top to bottom, and your arse bum still feels real good.
This has got to be heaven, the real world doesn’t exist.
One final position is a lying down position, where I won’t even try to describe where the water hits. But it does.
If you haven’t, you have to try a hot tub. It’s a pleasure beyond description and you will be hooked. Relaxation to the max.
Just a couple notes. When moving around from seating position to seating position, be careful. Some of those powerful jets go straight up.
If wine or any spirits are available, keep your head above water.
And if you must, try to fall in the hot tub, not out of it!
No, just saying …
Oh yeah, every hot tub must have a rubber ducky!
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