Monday, April 12, 2004
Unanswerable Questions
Some people, particularly of the female gender are quite smooth in asking questions with the answer already in them, making them impossible to answer because the answer is already in them.
For example:"You don't want icecream now do you?"
"You don't want anything to eat now, do you?"
"You're not going shopping today, are you?"
Well, for those of you that do this, I am going to jump a step ahead of you. Here are the answers to the questions before you even ask, in the order that you will ask them:
1. Maybe!
2. Later.
3. You can count on it.
4. Of course.
5. No!
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
Some people, particularly of the female gender are quite smooth in asking questions with the answer already in them, making them impossible to answer because the answer is already in them.
For example:"You don't want icecream now do you?"
"You don't want anything to eat now, do you?"
"You're not going shopping today, are you?"
Well, for those of you that do this, I am going to jump a step ahead of you. Here are the answers to the questions before you even ask, in the order that you will ask them:
1. Maybe!
2. Later.
3. You can count on it.
4. Of course.
5. No!
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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