"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

This is my comment to Cloud Nine who thinks only women understand the listed topics. I beg to differ, and my understanding is between the square brackets in italics.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.
[Barfy is going to barf any minute now. I've got hair all over the place just in case I can't bring anything up.]

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours.
[Select each one from a different pair, no one will care.}

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
[Because you can't smoke 'em.]

7. Fat clothes.
[You always look good. You have been taking a good look every time someone comes in.]

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
[What's the rush? It's not my fault everyone else is always early.]

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
[Men know that, it's Taupe.]

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
[Go back to #10 and learn from the cats. The sandpaper tongue is even better than cutting.]

3. Eyelash curlers.
[I thought they were lip clamps.]

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
[That explains the large numbers and the small numbers. I always thought one was metric and one imperial.]

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN
[OK you got me on that one.]

Original posted by Dreamweaver at Sunday, November 05, 2006

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