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* Some Assembly Required (Means you have to build the &*^% thing.)

* Batteries Not Included (The kid will not stop crying for hours.)

* Specifications Subject To Change Without Notice (The product you just bought is nothing like anything else availabe.)

* Not Exactly As Illustrated (You will get ripped off if you haven't bought it, if you have you got ripped off already.)

* This Program May Be Offensive To Some Viewers (This announcement and the commercials only require twenty minutes of program material for a thirty minute slot.)

* Parental Discretion Advised (Your kids may make you leave the room.)

* This Product May Contain Small Parts Unsuitable For Small Children. (You will never be able to get the &*^% thing together.)

* If Condition Worsens See Your Doctor. (You are on your way out my friend.)

* Limited Warranty. (Limited until you get out of the store.)

* Lite Edition. (This program doesn't do anything, but you can click here to order the too expensive edition.)

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