"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

Wink: Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until they speak?


There is an entertainment guide insert in one of our local newspapers. As I mentioned before, I fast scan headlines and articles when I read, stopping only if something really catches my attention.

All of the sentences below are actual headlines from this week's insert.

Cyberspace is the place.
You, too, can be a star on YouTube.
So you think you can perform.
Starry, starry night for the Hali-famous.
Men aren't the only ones with naughty thoughts.
Can forgiveness ever be total?
Artist encourages people to play with her masterpiece.
Are you hot for gloves or mitts?
Let loose on the dancefloor.

I didn't need to stop.
What is going on in our city? The headlines are a story by themselves. I'm confused!

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