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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Times & Terms Changed 

Wink: If you lend someone $20. and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


Blackberry > found on the farm not far from the raspberries.

Cell > where they put junior overnight to calm him down.

Razor > you couldn't call anybody on it, but it sure demanded respect if it was straight.

Chat > what you did while picking the blackberries.

GroupWise > when you found out the club you belonged to was really a key club.

WordPerfect > when you passed in that essay and didn't have any mistakes.

Spreadsheet > what mama did when making the bed.

Mouse > what the cat chased in the barn.

Mouse pad > just below the barn floor.

Cursor > what the hired hand did when he jammed his hand.

Boot > what you have when you lose the other one.

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