"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

It used to be that your greatest worry was that the bar of soap didn't slip slyly out of your hand on to the floor.

The new way is liquid soap dispensed by one of those new fangled bottles with the deception pump on it.

You know what I mean, you press down on the plunger with your right hand while holding your left hand gingerly under the spout. Nothing happens. So you try it again a little more forceful. Nothing! 

This requires a little more direct attention. So you carefully ease the plunger down to the point of contact, and then a quick snap to the bottom. Splat! No soap in the hand (or bird), just a gooey gob running down the side of the sink.

With greater concentration, you have this mastered. (You're smiling, you're with me now.) Two quick easy pumps on the dispenser pump and then a quick jolt to the bottom. Nothing!  Huh?

OK, one more full energy forceful try on that plastic piece of . . . wonderful engineering. Splat! And you look at the little gob of dooey stuff on the floor.

Finally with a full determination of not to be defeated attitude and energy, you walk up to that little plastic five inch tall magic pumper of liquid germ removing soap solution, and quickly slam it to the bottom. 

Yea it worked! The first time!

No help offered explaining those damp little spots on the front of your pants when you leave the bathroom!

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