Sunday, May 02, 2004
Cinch Bug Boogie
The tulips are popping up and the grass is beginning to turn green. Everyone used to have nice lush lawns in our area, until the last couple years. The law says you are no longer allowed to spray or put anything worthwhile on your lawn anymore to help it grow, or to control the weeds and bugs. It all started when someone moved into a neighbourhood and complained because they were allergic to some product. Everyone else had lived there for years, but this person figured everyone else should toe the line to suit them. And the tree huggers jumped on the bandwagon to get the lousy lawn lingo passed. Now all the lawns look like farmers hay fields. That's okay, at least the cinch bugs are not starving and everyone has some, so no one will feel left out.
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The tulips are popping up and the grass is beginning to turn green. Everyone used to have nice lush lawns in our area, until the last couple years. The law says you are no longer allowed to spray or put anything worthwhile on your lawn anymore to help it grow, or to control the weeds and bugs. It all started when someone moved into a neighbourhood and complained because they were allergic to some product. Everyone else had lived there for years, but this person figured everyone else should toe the line to suit them. And the tree huggers jumped on the bandwagon to get the lousy lawn lingo passed. Now all the lawns look like farmers hay fields. That's okay, at least the cinch bugs are not starving and everyone has some, so no one will feel left out.
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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