Saturday, January 15, 2005
Excuse Me While I Put You On Hold
If I am not in the mood for phase 1A, 1B will be fine until next time.
Soon as you call me Mr/Miz Telemarketer with your sweet voiced how are you, do you have a moment, I am going to say: "Sure, just hang on one sec while I put you on hold."
Oh yeah you will catch on very quick and soon hang up. But my hold sequence will keep your circuits tied up long enough that your auto dialer will at least have to search for another relay or two on one of your other lines.
Make sure your number is blocked, cause if not I will dial you back. Oh sure, I know what happens, the canned voice will say "The mailbox for Mr/Miz Telemarketer is full. Please hang up." But if somehow the zero key gets pressed on my phone, it will switch over to Bell Canada, or who ever your provider happens to be. Then guess what? One of their circuits is on hold.
They may not like that. Oh well, I don't like when my phone rings for nothing either.. 1B
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If I am not in the mood for phase 1A, 1B will be fine until next time.
Soon as you call me Mr/Miz Telemarketer with your sweet voiced how are you, do you have a moment, I am going to say: "Sure, just hang on one sec while I put you on hold."
Oh yeah you will catch on very quick and soon hang up. But my hold sequence will keep your circuits tied up long enough that your auto dialer will at least have to search for another relay or two on one of your other lines.
Make sure your number is blocked, cause if not I will dial you back. Oh sure, I know what happens, the canned voice will say "The mailbox for Mr/Miz Telemarketer is full. Please hang up." But if somehow the zero key gets pressed on my phone, it will switch over to Bell Canada, or who ever your provider happens to be. Then guess what? One of their circuits is on hold.
They may not like that. Oh well, I don't like when my phone rings for nothing either.. 1B
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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