"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

I just finished deleting about a dozen emails - without reading them. Their titles carry enough information that my little pinkie hovers over the delete key instantly. For example:

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Too Funny

How can something be too funny, Rhinestone?

It can be funny, it can be very funny, but what's too funny?

It can be hilarious, depending on your point of view it might be real good, but how can it be too funny?

If it can be too funny, can it be too too funny? Now that activates the imagination.

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Must Read

Says who Bobba Louie? Most people read their email anyway, why do you have to tell them "must read?" Your duty is to send the email, isn't it the recipient who decides if they must read.

If you tell me I must read, at least spell it correctly. It's d-e-l-e-t-e!

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Please Send Back

Ok bright toes - if you just sent me this email, why do you want me to send it back? Keep a copy for yourself. Better yet, keep the original.

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Do Not Delete Until You've Read This

Well Sparky, that sure boosts your email to the top of the priority list. Sorry that I have my list upside down.

If you don’t mind, I will decide whether to delete before or after I read.

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No Title …

Don’t know about you Flintstone, but I don’t even check to see who its from if it doesn’t have a title.

You forgot the title? Why didn’t you forget to send it? I forgot to read it.

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You Must Read and Do Not Delete Until You’ve Read This, Please Send Back to yourself with No Title and that’s just Too Funny!

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