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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Headlines–What To Write 

Sometimes a blog entry comes easily, often from real life experience. Other times it takes awhile. I read if you put classical music on, it helps you think - it works, made me think about changing channels immediately.

So I decided to browse through some headlines of various publications to see what thoughts would be generated. The first one that got my attention was an ad …

 

Cialis 50% off

Now that’s strange, I thought it was to put something on, not off. Very educational.

 

Rogers set to break into home security field

I’m not sure if breaking into is the proper approach. Once they get into the security field, the alarm will probably go off anyway.

 

Penis enlarger case in small-claims court

This one I understand. If it didn’t work it couldn’t very well go into the high court could it?  Glad I am not a judge, wouldn’t want to have to look at the exhibitions for this one.

 

No confirmed flu cases yet for Cape Breton District Health Authority

Did they all came down with something? Don’t know what it is? Maybe an outside consultant would help.

 

Churches versus the wrecking ball

Most of us believe in a higher power, but this is ridiculous. (At least they didn’t call it the swinger.)

 

There’s lead in your lipstick, environmentalist says

I know times have changed. Adds a new meaning to a ‘heavy date’.


Nope, scanning the headlines of various online newspapers isn’t going to work. I will have to get my ideas elsewhere.


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