"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

   Many of you get advertising flyers delivered to your door or distributed by ordinary mail.

   We actually read many of them, especially if they are from an electronics outlet. (Just kidding.)   Seriously, we often scan the flyers looking for bargains and generally just seeing what is on sale that we may need.

I grabbed this handful out of my mail box yesterday and the picture above is the way they appeared.

The top one caught my first glance. “Lose 3 to 7 pounds per week.”  Is that before or after eating the Hot-N-Ready pizza peeking out underneath?

Then my eyes wander to the one poking out the other side. “Replace your windows. Get a Free door.”

I’m thinking, ‘that’s some pizza.’ when you need to lose 3 – 7 pounds, and you need a new (I assume larger) door.

Some days are slow, or maybe I’m getting old, when my entertainment comes from flyers . . .

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