Thursday, September 22, 2011
Ever have one of those days where everything starts to go wrong the minute you put your foot on the floor? You knock your glasses off the night stand on to the floor and you are afraid to move because you can't see where your glasses are without your glasses.
The bathroom door is shut and you know no one is in there because everyone is accounted for. But the door is locked because someone flipped the little dooey unknowingly on the way out the night before.
You begin filling the sink with water and the telephone rings. As you hang up the phone you realize you left the water running and discover the little overflow hole can't cope with a fully open tap.
You open the cupboard above the toilet and everything comes tumbling out. Now you realize why they put a cover on that specialty seating. (One should always keep one of those golf ball retrievers in the corner.)
You realize the shower curtain is on the outside of the tub when you step out and your feet are still in the water.
Nope, I didn't do any of that. I just used the body wash for shampoo and used the shampoo for body wash. I never did find those glasses.
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