Monday, June 06, 2011
Scanning The Headlines
So help me, these are all headlines for articles in various cross country newspapers.
What do you like to put on your french fries?
I hardly ever take them out, so its rarely I have to dress them up.
Uncontrolled emotions are like a tornado
Is that something to do with hot air mixing with the cold?
The undead should stay that way
That shouldn’t be real difficult to do.
Get ready for skirt season with leg kicks
Now this should be real interesting for an old guy.
Doctors N.S. wants better patient access
Don’t they still have those little sharp Xacto knives?
Bra - buy one get one half off
Not getting me this time, I fell for that one on the dress sale.
On box of Honey & Nut Toasted Oats, "made from 100% recycled paperboard."
Not really a headline, but should make for an interesting breakfast.
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