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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

What A Difference A Letter Makes 

Man > Man is only one,
Change the ‘a’ to ‘e’
Men > Men could be more or less than ten.

Tap > If your tap doesn't fit, you probably have no water.
Change the ‘a’ to ‘o’
Top > If your top doesn't fit, exposure may make things hotter.

Rex > Rex is the dog that smells.
Change the ‘r’to ‘s’
Sex > Sex in advertisements sells.

Tie > You can tie a tie.
Change the ‘i’ to ‘y’
Dye > And I suppose you could dye a tie.

Cat > You can tease the cat.
Change the ‘c’ to ‘p’
Pat > Or pat the cat.

Fur > Touch their fur,
Change the ‘f’ to ‘p’
Pur > They will probably pur

Tit > This one is easy:
Change the ‘i’ to ‘a’
Tat > Tit for Tat.

Car > You can get in your car,
Change the ‘c’ to ‘f’
Far > And go quite far.

Tuck > Tuck you in bed at night.
Change the ‘t’ to ‘f’
*uc* >
I am not even going to touch four letter words.

Geo OneDayLogo
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