"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

Ever go into one of those big box stores to browse and just look around? Just
about every sales person in the store will come around and ask "Anything I can
help you with?" "No, just looking." you reply. You probably have to repeat
that a half dozen times or more.

Then the day comes and you do want to buy something. You go in that same store
and what happens? Not a sales person in sight, or they are all busy. You could
wait forever and no one will ask that all important question.

Here's the solution, I have used it many times. Go to the most expensive
computer on display and start messing around with the keys. Or if it is a
furniture outlet, go to the most expensive item, and open and close some
drawers. The sales persons will stumble over each other to get to you.

When they arrive and ask that magical question "Anything I can help you
with?", just pop the answer, "sure thing, I want that little gizmo over here
in the glass case".

Works every time, and you are out of the store in jig time. What's a jig?