"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

“Produce up to 30 lbs of tomatoes per plant - As Seen on TV Topsy Turvey” - - - That’s what the email subject says. I don’t even have to open that one to see the light, I am going no further.

Thirty pounds of tomatoes per plant! How big is the trunk on that plant. Is this a new development tomato tree? No wonder they are Topsy Turvey.

For goodness sake, don’t put Miracle Grow on them – they would be higher than your house. The local airport authority would make you get a strobe light. Might be be a good idea to keep them away from any foundations, the roots will likely go right through concrete.

Mind you I am wondering, is this one tomato on the plant? A dozen? Twenty three?

If you are hard up for something to do, watching these plants would certainly beat sitting around watching the grass grow.

Think about it. At the end of the season you would need a wood chipper to get rid of the tomato plants.

-=One Day At A Time=-

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