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When you are talking to me on the telephone, is that water noise in the background a toilet? Or are you brushing your teeth?

I need to know before I press 1, press 2!

Does a lifetime warranty last as long when you are a senior as it does when you are twenty years old?

What happens if the senior gets the extended warranty?

Does the guy who stuffs pieces of trees into the chipper get paid as a branch manager?

Does he have to keep a log if he puts the big trunk in?

When they say “coming up next” on the local evening TV news, do they mean next day? Next week? Next year?

Whatever happened to truth in advertising?

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