Saturday, August 20, 2005
Ban The Smells
Ban The Smells
Some people want everything banned, particularly scented products. So I thought I would make a list of what I want banned.
Caesars Salad – now if that doesn’t smell like s&8% nothing does. How can you eat it? Ban it!
Pizza – no wonder it smells, it looks like boogers, I hate it, the rest of the family loves it, ban it!
Salami – now I know what they do with fish guts. The smell of salami isn’t bad, it’s when I have to breath the fumes from the person who just ate it. Ban itQ
Sauerkraut – boiled cabbage be darned. Eat it raw, stinks – ban it!
Sewer treatment plants – hate those smells, ban it!
Pulp mills – nothing can top that, covers a whole town, ban it!
These are just some of the natural smells I hate. Give me the perfume anytime.
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
Some people want everything banned, particularly scented products. So I thought I would make a list of what I want banned.
Caesars Salad – now if that doesn’t smell like s&8% nothing does. How can you eat it? Ban it!
Pizza – no wonder it smells, it looks like boogers, I hate it, the rest of the family loves it, ban it!
Salami – now I know what they do with fish guts. The smell of salami isn’t bad, it’s when I have to breath the fumes from the person who just ate it. Ban itQ
Sauerkraut – boiled cabbage be darned. Eat it raw, stinks – ban it!
Sewer treatment plants – hate those smells, ban it!
Pulp mills – nothing can top that, covers a whole town, ban it!
These are just some of the natural smells I hate. Give me the perfume anytime.
This work by NSCAVE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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