"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

I went to a home show today and here is what I learned:

* Gayzebo - has nothing to do with the human rights movement.

* Heat Recovery - has nothing to do with calling for back up.

* Water Cooler - doesn't necessarily mean you need a new water heater.

* Whirlpool - is not when the water is running down the drain.

* MayTag Man - is still going strong in April.

* Shingles - can be blown off despite any medical evidence.

* Siding - can also be on the front and back.

* Yard is what you put grass on, not measure cloth by.

* Pellet Stove - doesn't affect seals at all.

So much education in such a short time, I am going to attend more often.

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