"RoseGarden" - - - - - - - from - nscave

When I have to answer my phone and say "Hello, Hello....Hello..." and finally you answer, here is what you are going to get:
"I'm sorry, there is a human at the end of this phone, not a computer, Goodbye!"

"It Took You Too Long To Answer, Please Call Again!"

"One Moment Please While I Put You On Hold!"

"Thank you for calling and not answering soon enough. You may say Goodbye!"

"Goodbye, your response has been insignificant!"

"Thank you for answering, you time has been used up, Goodbye."

I am tired of these computer dialed calls. You are never going to sell me anything, or get me to answer a survey if you haven't answered by the second 'hello'. I have decided to play with you - you harass me, I will harass you - in many ways.

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