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We love wintering in Florida during the winter months. Some days its an education, some days its plain humour with a ‘u’. Here’s a small sample.

Floridians Say: The snowbirds drive so slow it must have taken them a month to get here.

Snowbirds Say: Take a look at the vehicles in accidents, they all have Florida plates.

Floridians Say: Hide your salt shakers, the snowbirds are here, the tips will be low.

Snowbirds Say: Read the Squall Live, we’re in it.

Floridians at 40 deg. F. : Mittens, heavy coat, toque, and big boots - on the dog.

Snowbirds at 40 deg. F. : no hat, t-shirt, wearing shorts on the beach, toe checking the Gulf water temperature.

Floridians Say: I never use turn signals - its nobody's business where I am going.

Snowbirds Say: The parking spaces face the wrong way – you’re supposed to back in for safety.

Floridian Weather person: Tonight we will have a hard freeze with possibly some grass snow. 

Snowbirds Weather person: Snow, wind, ice pellets, snow, blowing snow with ice pellets.

Floridians Say: We have bicycle lanes that are too narrow, end suddenly and don’t go anywhere.

Snowbirds Say: We have bicycle lanes that are too narrow, end suddenly and don’t go anywhere.

All in fun, wouldn’t miss it for the world.

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